"Not Me" Monday
One of my favorite blogs to read is this one. I love her viewpoint on life. I love her unashamed love for the Lord. I love that she's HILARIOUS! I love her photography skills! Anyway, every Monday on her blog is "Not Me" Monday. Go ahead and check out today's post on her blog to see what I mean....I'll wait.
You're back? Okay! So, I'd like to give a try at participating this week. I don't guarantee that it will be as good as hers or as humorous, but I'll give it the old college try. Here goes...
I certainly did not let my child crawl around on his hands and knees on football bleachers on Friday night. I'm not one of those parents! Not me!
While we're at it, I most assuredly did not keep him up more than 2 hours past his bedtime so I could watch said football game! I would never do such a thing! Not me!
I also did not let him ride in his car seat in nothing but a diaper after said football game resulted in wet clothes. Nope! Not me!
I certainly would not upload a picture to Facebook where my 2 year old is accidentally flipping someone off while attempting to shove an entire handful of popcorn in his mouth. Not me!
In addition, I did not allow my child to eat raisins that were just licked by the cat. That would be disgusting, and I wouldn't allow it! Not me!
I would never choose to ignore my child's request to "potty" because I didn't want to read "Once Upon a Potty" for the millionth time that day and I was pretty sure all he wanted to do was wash his hands anyway! Nope! Not me!
Finally, I didn't arrive home from work early, and, in an attempt to surprise my husband, scare him half to death and laugh hysterically about it. Why would I do that? Not me!
4 comments:
Yup. You certainly did not do the last one. Your husband is too manly to be suddenly startled in the middle of the night by an unseen intruder entering his bedroom in the dark. He'd have been on his feet with either a baseball bat or a kung-fu pose, ready to rain blows upon anyone who would dare invade his home.
Had you actually done what you claimed not to have done, personal injury could have resulted from the sheer uncontrollable power of your husband's instinct to protect his family. Fortunately, you didn't do it. And your husband never looked like a fool.
Oh, Honey, you crack me up!
You're killing me here!
Hey Krystal,
This is your wedding's best man. I actually lol'd about Asher flipping someone off. Loved it! Glad to be able to keep in touch with you guys and the pics of Asher are adorable.
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